Sleeping Bootie

Written by Bootsauce, the titular track from the album Sleeping Bootie, 1993

(Sample A: ...Aaaah, come on and count your pennies, come on, let's spend some--) x 4
(Sample B: Doki-doki!)

Time flies when you're having fun
And if you close your eyes, you can have yourself some
Of my princely pride, unseemly yet wise
I can open your eyes with my big thick prize
Won't raise your sights, let you take it right
On down the road of Israelites
My sleeping,
My weeping, bootie

Sleeping bootie (Bootie!)
Sleeping bootie (Bootie!)

(Sample B)
Open wide, my sweet love child
And love my gun, you can have yourself some
Of my oversize, my ego prize
It'll fill you up like a dairy cup
My sleeping,
My weeping, bootie

Sleeping bootie (Bootie!)
Sleeping bootie (Bootie!) (x 2)

(Ling, reading*) Beauty's head fell towards him, and he felt the hot moisture against his right hand, and laying her down again, he cupped both her breasts, and sucked gently on one, then the other. Slowly he slapped her breasts back and forth, back and forth, he thrust...

You've gotta smile when you're getting yours
You know, sit back, lay back, and take some more
My all-right bootie rides on top
How to drive your body through the night

Sleeping bootie (Bootie!)
Sleeping bootie (Bootie!) (x 2)

Bootie! Bootie!

Notes:

• *Ling is reading from the first chapter of the 1983 novel The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by A.N. Roquelaure, AKA Anne Rice. This was the first of a trilogy of erotic novels that were infamous in the 1980s-1990s. The CD lyrics booklet also says this song was inspired by Roquelaure's book.
• Sample B likely comes from a Japanese pop song. "Doki-doki" is Japanese onomatopoeia for a heavy heartbeat.
• The CD lyrics booklet transcribes "big thick prize" as "big surprise". Like with "Stop Draggin' Me Down", particularly lewd wording is toned down to help fly under the radar.